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Hold on / fuck this traffic twice
Why won't these fuckers take a bus or just die?
Look at this / it's like a fuckin' painting
God knows how long I've been waiting
CHORUS
Birth / school / traffic jam
...and then death
The lines are merging are you kidding me?
We're keeping the pace of a tree
That's it, I'm fucking done / D-FENS motherfuckers
Where's my bag of guns?
CHORUS
I don't think we're gonna get out of this alive
CHORUS
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2. |
Obsoletion
02:11
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No one listens to KISS you motherfucker
no one under fifty, that is
If you know who Roy Orbison is
you're just as sad as KISS
CHORUS
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll
are dead as disco
and your favourite band
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll
are over
like you
Artists relevant as a telegram
Marilyn Manson and Slayer
Your life is over when you still buy vinyls
and use a fuckin' CD-player
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P.U.S.S.Y.
02:46
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I've bedded more bitches than Wilt Chamberlain
and that midget who wrote Purple Rain
Seen the wonders of the world, not impressed
'Cause I'm a fucking Colossus undressed
I put the F in FUCK and itches in the bitches
Bro tip; never give out your name
Ladies love Cool J, but they fucking adore me
That's what me and the cunts have the same
P - U - S - S - Y
Pussy, pussy, til you die
Not that far away
Mock you til your dying day
The only car cool enough for
this kinda guy is a BMW M5
Pedal to the new metal, I ain't here to settle
I'll cut you off like a bitch
Flip me once and I'll show you the guns
Flip me twice and you'll pay the price
These are my fucking streets and my fucking bitches
and I love myself and my fucking riches
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4. |
In Control (No Control)
02:45
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Why bother? Why try?
When everyone is gonna fuckin' die
Hear me out, just listen
cause I kinda know
CHORUS
Everything is gonna be alright
Or nothing is gonna be alright
Convince me, a bit better
or I'm gonna off myself
Now hold on, step on the brakes
Cause I got more
CHORUS
You're nothing, you're just a scumfuck!
why ever did I open up to you?
I don't know, I've been drinking
but here we go again
There is no control!
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5. |
Krapulasta kuolemaan
02:05
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Korkki auki ja sokka irti
Nyt Saatana lähtee lapaset ja mopo
Kädet vapaana, taivas on rajana
Galaksit räjähtää kun pirtu pärähtää
KERTSI
Täältä tullaan krapula
Sielu huutaa apua
Maksa itkee Körttien virsiä
Huomenna haikaillaan köysiä, hirsiä
Viinapirun kanssa tunnetaan vanhastaan
Naapuripitäjän poikia koulitaan
Naisten haussa toivotaan parasta
Ainainen häpeä kouristaa rinnasta
KERTSI
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6. |
The Third Coming
02:26
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I've watched the world grow dark
and saw the morals fall
In the 11th hour
Who you gonna call?
CHORUS
I'm the one they call
Messiah saviour of all
Here to spread the word
Leaving no stones unturned
Back from the heavens
Hope it's not too late
To teach you to love
In this world filled with hate
You lost your faith and love
and built walls with bricks
Now ask for forgiveness
and suck my crucifix
Don't push your luck
We're not in the mood for your shit
Go fuck yourself
it's the least you can do
Go - fuck - your - self - now !
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7. |
Ode To Empty Wallets
01:25
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Not a lot of people say this
but I'm glad I'm poor as fuck coz
When you ain't got a dime to your name
it's tricky to go bankrupt
I keep my balance at nil
and inner peace at ten
By all accounts
I am at financial Zen
CHORUS
Ode to empty wallets
I pay my bills with dimes
and disappointing sex
I owe more money than Greece
and the American president
I don't give any fucks
but loansharks they do
Instead of an I.O.U. they get
a signed... fuck you!
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8. |
Aika kultaa muistot
02:00
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Hei kaikki nostalgikot
teidän muistot tulvivat paskaa
Nintendot, Atarit ja Amigat
pelkkää paskaa
Super Mario Bros on syvältä
ja Outrun on jätettä
Duke Nukem on vaan huono peli
ja Paperboy on perseestä
KERTSI
Aika kultaa muistot
eli kiillottaa paskaa
Kyynelsilmin muistelet
kaatopaikkaa
Aika kultaa muistot
mut myönnä nyt saatana
Elämä on nykyisin
niin vitust parempaa
Hei kaikki nostalgikot
teidän muistot tulvivat paskaa
He-Manit, Turtlesit
ja G.I.Joet; pelkkää paskaa!
Gremlins ei viihdytä ja
Karate Kid on huono leffa
Rocky Nelonen saa anteeksi
mut E.T. voi painuu vittu himaan
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9. |
Kylänraitin kuningas
02:42
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Tämä mätä Datsun pitäis katsastaa
muttei kiinnosta vittuakaan
Vakuutukset unohtavat itsensä
kunhan otan snadisti huikkaa
KERTSI
Hei kyttä! No mikä on vikana tällä kertaa?
Hei kyttä! Vittuuks duunaat tääl?
Hei kyttä! Voisitko tehdä vähän oikeita töitä?
Hei kyttä! Meikä vittu karkaa!
Okei, mä yritin karata
mutta taisin vähän narahtaa
Kai sitä konsta itsekin
välil pikku tuiterissa kurvaa?
On se nyt saatana
Ettei saa ajella
Vaikka ennenkin
Oon selvinny pienillä vammoilla
KERTSI
Sata lasis ja vielä kovempaa
koska tätä runkkaria eivät kytät kiinni saa
Sata lasis ja vielä kovempaa
kylänraitin kuningas ei aio kumartaa
Nyt tulee noutaja
katon kautta ojanpohja
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10. |
My Way
01:58
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I've rarely been this pissed off
fucking furious in my life
'Cause I need some lanes,
I need some lanes, yeah
Strong words for me
about wanting way too much
Let's have your say,
then get the fuck away
CHORUS
Ballerinas, firemen, hunters and gatherers
Doctors, pornstars, patients and busboys
Young punks, old dicks and bassplayers
Piss off!
Parted with composure
fuckers, learn to drive
Not that much to it
so why can't you do it?
Now that we've gathered here
let's make this one thing clear
I need some lanes
I need some lanes, yeah
Wankers, bankers, bosses and tossers
Coverbands, chefs, prostitutes and clients
Painters, fuck you, swedes, bus drivers, dildos and radio hosts
Piss off!
Why won't you all get the fuck out of my way?
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11. |
Sommartider
03:10
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S.A.A.B. Helsinki, Finland
S.A.A.B. is Satanists Against Atheist Believers. A game developer friend asked for punk rock to his game and we thought "fuck it, let's make it happen, this is something we fucking know and love." We set forth doing exactly that, but ended somewhere far off the pitch along the way. We thought we had Offspring, but our radio host friend thought it sounds like Manowar." ... more
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